John Madden on MySpace

In February 2007, I decided to pack in my 'serious' job and make time to start writing some songs and performing. It's the only thing I can do of any note. I can't rap, I can't dance, I can't even play the guitar and jump at the same time. I can't juggle, I can't act and I get self-conscious around and find it hard making conversation with new people. So this is what I do: write songs with clumsy rhymes, preferrably of eight chords or less and mumble bad jokes in between them when playing live.